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From A Realtor: Questions and Answers (…in all honesty!)

by Jack Bitton on December 18, 2013

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Written by Realtor Jack Bitton from The Bitton Group.

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THE TOP DUMBEST QUESTIONS I GET FROM REALTORS
And the answers I wish I could respond with!

Is the seller motivated?
No, I like wasting my time sitting at open houses for 3 hours working with people who don’t really want to sell!

What is the lowest price the seller will take?
You really think I am going to tell you that?

Is the house still available?
No, but I like to advertise it as active so agent like you can keep asking me that.

I don’t want to waste your time writing a low offer, would seller take XXX for the house?
It’s not my time you want to waste, it’s your time because you are a lazy realtor and don’t want to take the time to write up a proper offer.

Is it open on Sunday?
If you can read English, it clearly says Open Sunday in the remarks section of the listing.

Why hasn’t the house sold yet?
Because it is an overpriced dump and no one wants it.

In all seriousness, this post is meant to be for some entertainment. As an active realtor who sells over 60 homes a year, it never ceases to amaze me the level of incompetence some realtors have. If you are looking for a home, let’s hope your realtor stays away from these types of questions!

 

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